Monday, July 30, 2018

Harajuku Party Gains Power in Pakistan, as Blue-Haired Imran Khan Is Elected Premier

   HARAJUKU  SPREADS  TO  PAKISTAN

                                                                      Imran Khan


In the finest Tokyo Harajuku style, Imran Khan wore his best blue hair, after being elected Premier of Pakistan in that nation's 2018 Elections in July. The new leader promises to bring, "A new sense of color and fashion to Pakistan", and boasted, "Move over, Tokyo!", in his post-election address to the country.

When asked what his policy would be regarding his country's purported 100+ nuclear weapons, he responded, "We will be painting all of our nuclear warheads bright green, yellow, pink and blue from now on. Now that we have achieved power, that will be an important feature of our Harajuku Party foreign policy.
The people, and our enemies as well, know what we stand for."

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HARAJUKU----The bright, colorful, gothic/punk-influenced street fashion-style 
                     first popularized in Tokyo, and associated with various musical 
                     artists who flaunt the style in their performances, such as Kyary                               Pamyu Pamyu, Toshiko Koshijima, Yasutaka Nakata, Gwen                                       Stefani, Nicki Minaj and others.

                     This street-style originated from a postwar combination of
                     American and Japanese Culture and formed mainly around
                     the Harajuku district area of Shibuya, Japan.

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    With the results of the 2018 Pakistani Election, 
   Is Harajuku now moving into the 
   international political realm?
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                            Tokyo youth show off their Harajuku style


                                    Japanese singer Kyary Pamyu Pamyu
                                                              Harajuku super-hero


                                     Pamyu Pamyu in concert.
                                        Her management team is already working out 
                                        details of a massive Pakistani tour.


                              Pakistani Premier Imran Khan in younger times
                                      as a Cricket Superstar. 
                                      Even in his early days,  Khan always had a 
                                      great fashion-sense and an eye for style.

                               Superstar Nicki Minaj, whose management 
                                           is also mulling over a possible Pakistan tour
   
                                             Pakistani citizen Jahleel Haidri says, "I have
                                             always loved Harajuku. The colors are the colors
                                             of Heaven itself, and bring much joy."


                                                    Nazneen Rahija:
                                             "Pakistan really needs these changes. Bless
                                               Premier Khan for bringing this colorful,
                                                          new aspect to our lives."

                                  Fareeda Abbasi (blue), with her friends
                                                Bano (yellow) and Ismat (pink), says:
                                                "Pakistan is ready for this. As soon as they 
                                                pass a law permitting us to dye our hair, 
                                                I'm coloring mine green, for sure."
                                        

                                                            These Tokyo girls say,
                                                  "Way to go, Pakistan!"
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