US MILITARY SAYS: ISIS TROOPS KILLED BY GAY SOLDIERS ARE COMING BACK TO LIFE!

Generals say enemy combatants killed by Gay US soldiers 

won't stay dead

              Worried Commanders at conference explain that Gay Soldiers are simply not effective
                                                       due to this strange anomaly.

                              General Romero reports: "Gay soldiers are unable, even with heavy                                                      weapons, to kill enemies so they stay dead. We don't know why".



                                 Reportedly, this zombie ISIS fighter was killed
several times over by gay troops, but returned to life
to repeatedly attack US soldiers, until finally dispatched
by a heterosexually-thrown hand grenade.
                                                     

                        Gay American soldier, Sgt. 1st Class Rex Iron, barely survived, when even
                        RPG shells he fired at point blank range would not put the enemy down to stay.

    Said Sgt. Iron: "I love the Army. But if the enemy is just going to keep coming back                                               to life after I waste 'em, what good is that? 
                             I guess I'm just not helping here."



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