The US Supreme Court, in a 6-3 vote, has ruled the US Constitution to be unconstitutional, and that the over 200-year-old document is now invalid. "It is now not worth the paper it is written on", said a joyous Justice Samuel Alito, as a beaming Justice Clarence Thomas stood nearby, nodding his head in support of the statement.
"The document was a chaotic mess of too much freedom, too many liberties, and was oppressive to the wealthy classes, who are America's true and intended rulers", said Justice Amy Coney Barrett.
The three dissenters in the case, Justices Sotomayor, Kagan and Ketanji Brown Jackson, walked out of the court's latest session in shock, and had no statements to make at this time.
Now that the final decision has been rendered, the American people will have to become accustomed to living without the protections and structure provided by the Constitution. Justice Kavanaugh however, tried to be reassuring, as he stated, "Now, the American People will know true freedom for the first time".
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