Harajuku Party Gains Power in Pakistan, as Blue-Haired Imran Khan Is Elected Premier

   HARAJUKU  SPREADS  TO  PAKISTAN

                                                                      Imran Khan


In the finest Tokyo Harajuku style, Imran Khan wore his best blue hair, after being elected Premier of Pakistan in that nation's 2018 Elections in July. The new leader promises to bring, "A new sense of color and fashion to Pakistan", and boasted, "Move over, Tokyo!", in his post-election address to the country.

When asked what his policy would be regarding his country's purported 100+ nuclear weapons, he responded, "We will be painting all of our nuclear warheads bright green, yellow, pink and blue from now on. Now that we have achieved power, that will be an important feature of our Harajuku Party foreign policy.
The people, and our enemies as well, know what we stand for."

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HARAJUKU----The bright, colorful, gothic/punk-influenced street fashion-style 
                     first popularized in Tokyo, and associated with various musical 
                     artists who flaunt the style in their performances, such as Kyary                               Pamyu Pamyu, Toshiko Koshijima, Yasutaka Nakata, Gwen                                       Stefani, Nicki Minaj and others.

                     This street-style originated from a postwar combination of
                     American and Japanese Culture and formed mainly around
                     the Harajuku district area of Shibuya, Japan.

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    With the results of the 2018 Pakistani Election, 
   Is Harajuku now moving into the 
   international political realm?
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                            Tokyo youth show off their Harajuku style

                                    Japanese singer Kyary Pamyu Pamyu
                                                              Harajuku super-hero

                                     Pamyu Pamyu in concert.
                                        Her management team is already working out 
                                        details of a massive Pakistani tour.

                              Pakistani Premier Imran Khan in younger times
                                      as a Cricket Superstar. 
                                      Even in his early days,  Khan always had a 
                                      great fashion-sense and an eye for style.

                               Superstar Nicki Minaj, whose management 
                                           is also mulling over a possible Pakistan tour
   

                                             Pakistani citizen Jahleel Haidri says, "I have
                                             always loved Harajuku. The colors are the colors
                                             of Heaven itself, and bring much joy."

                                                    Nazneen Rahija:
                                             "Pakistan really needs these changes. Bless
                                               Premier Khan for bringing this colorful,
                                                          new aspect to our lives."

                                  Fareeda Abbasi (blue), with her friends
                                                Bano (yellow) and Ismat (pink), says:
                                                "Pakistan is ready for this. As soon as they 
                                                pass a law permitting us to dye our hair, 
                                                I'm coloring mine green, for sure."
                                        

                                                            These Tokyo girls say,
                                                  "Way to go, Pakistan!"
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GODZILLA TO BE CAST AS LENNIE IN UPCOMING SPIELBERG VERSION OF STEINBECK'S, "OF MICE AND MEN"

Godzilla joins a list of distinguished past actors who have portrayed Lennie:

--Lon Chaney Jr

--Broderick Crawford

--Nicol Williamson

--Randy Quaid

--John Malkovich

                                    Steinbeck's classic novel has proven to be an evergreen 
                                                               of American Cinema

                                                            Lon Chaney Jr as Lennie

                                                      Lennie played by Randy Quaid

                                       Godzilla, in a typical approach shot.
                                       Obviously, it will be a major acting adjustment
                                       for him to achieve the intimacy and up-close presence 
                                       required for this role.

Steven Spielberg, now in pre-production for the film, insisted:

"Godzilla is perfect for the role of Lennie Small.

Lennie is huge; Godzila is huge. Lennie struggles with communication; So does Godzilla. Lennie breaks things; Godzilla breaks things. Lennie comes from the economic bottom of society; Godzilla comes from the bottom of the ocean. And ofcourse, Lennie is misunderstood, as is Godzilla. So this is a role Godzilla will understand right from deep-down inside his soul. I fully expect him to bring dimensions to the role we've never realized before."

Producer Gale Ann Hurd added,
"Ofcourse Godzilla will not have radioactive breath in this picture. That would be innappropriate and unrealistic. This production will be totally down-to-earth."

Godzilla could not be reached for comment, although a spokesman for Godzilla's agent has stated,

"We negotiated for a modest destruction scene, at Godzilla's request. One of the barns on the ranch will be crushed, but only at an appropriate moment in the story, ofcourse. Otherwise, the general storyline will remain unchanged."



                                                           Godzilla's ability to emote 
                                        is well-known among filmmakers and fans alike.

                            John Malkovich as Lenny in the key scene with Lennie's wife.
                            This scene may provide unique acting challenges for Godzilla,
                            who is reported to be attacking his new role with the 
                            fierce professionalism for which he has long been known.

                     This new role may mark a fresh departure for the giant star, who is reportedly
                     engaged in a special intense physical training program to get his height down 
                     from its usual 400+ feet to under 250 feet, in order to achieve better 
                     proportion with the sets and the other actors.

                              Of Mice And Men author, John Steinbeck, may never have
                     imagined a giant reptile as one of his most unforgettable characters.

                                           Career breakthrough ahead?
                               Success in a serious drama like Of Mice And Men could 
                              completely alter the giant star's career arc, and perhaps,
                                      for actors, the balance-of-power in Hollywood.

   Godzilla's US representative added, 
   "If this project goes well, which I am confident it will,
   next up on the agenda is 
   the part of Willie Loman in "Death Of A Salesman."
  
  And the rep's confidence was unrelenting:  
  "After he nails the Lenny role, he's gonna' kill in that one."

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Contaminated Water In Flint and Kentucky Caused by Russia and Putin

The latest US Intelligence Agencies reports verify that it is actually Russia that is behind the contamination of public water systems in Flint, Michigan, areas of Kentucky, and thousands of other locations in America, by Lead, Mercury, Cadmium and other highly-toxic substances.

It is assumed that this aggressive and deadly attack on American health and well-being has been commanded from the top----On direct order of  Putin himself.

It was previously assumed that corrupt US local officials and local governments under the sway of  powerful Industries in various states, as well as aging water infrastructure, were the culprits. But these new findings now completely vindicate all US officials and US corporations, and now place the blame squarely and solely on  Russia  and  Putin.

                                                     Moscow says: "Drink up!"
                                                     Tap water in Kentucky

                                           Russian-polluted stream in Kentucky

Intelligence reports state that Russian agents in the US are systematically poisoning local water supplies all over America, right under the noses of American Law Enforcement and citizen watchdog groups.

"This is clearly an act of war, done in totally un-American secrecy", said a CIA official, who declined to give his name.

                                                         Gift from The Kremlin:

Tap water of this color is becoming far more commonplace 

all over America.

                           Flint resident Cheryl Culess with Russian-tainted water,
                                 that came straight out of her home's kitchen sink.

"Those damn Ruskies are poisonng my children", says an alarmed Cheryl Culess, who has lived in Flint, Michigan all her life. 

"I mean, I am relieved that no American politicians or companies were responsible, but somebody's just got to pay Putin back for this evil war on our water. Also, it would help if someone would fix the problem and give us drinkable water again. 
But just to see Putin suffer would  make me feel a lot better."


                                 Demonstrators in Flint, Michigan, decry Putin's
                                 attacks on their local water system.

                                 

                                An emotional meeting with distraught Flint residents on this                                     dangerous, totally Russian-caused problem.

Sitting duck for Putin's sinister operatives?

Polluted stream near Flint, Michigan clearly shows 

the effect of Russian efforts to foul US water supplies.

Flint Water Plant employee Clint Steele inspects hydrant water.

"This water is useless for everything except flushing the toilet.

I'm not sure it could even put out a fire---It might even turn out 

to be flammable itself."

Bottled water has become a necessity of life in Flint, 

since the Russian contamination crisis began.

Local water agencies have proven to be no match 

for Russian agents hard at work 

to poison America.

Photos of tap water in Martin County, Kentucky, 

each taken by different residents at various points 

from 2016 to 2018

Even this impressive state-of-the-art Kentucky water treatment plant, 

built in 1961,

was unable to compensate for the deliberate Russian sabotage

of local water systems.

A high US Government Official whose name The Garlic 

has been forbidden to give, 

had this to say about the attack on 

American's drinking water by Russia:

"We're going to be spending trillions of dollars on 

new weapons to defend our shores 

from our implacable enemy, and thank God for that. 

We're going to need a whole new fleet of submarines, new battleships, lots of new attack planes, a whole new generation of missiles to replace the old, crappy ones, and lots and lots of new high-tech satellites to 

protect and defend us from Putin's aggressiveness."

When asked whether America should repair or upgrade 

any of its water systems infrastructure as well, 

his response was, 

"Oh my gosh, no. Americans are rugged individualists, 

and will be able to find solutions at the local level. 

We are confident of that. But this attack will require 

a strategic and tactical approach, that much we know for certain-- 

Unless you're talking about building a really high wall 

around out water systems. That might work. 

But mainly, we're going to need those weapons-systems, 

and lots of them. The cost be damned."

Putin-Pollution.

Toxic tap-water in Kentucky leaves indelible stains on sinks, as well as 

the lives of  helpless and innocent American citizens.

Here's the thing.

In light of this crisis, the operative phrase here in America is:

"Watch your water."

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DESTRUCTION Of Mass Numbers of Romantic Relationships In US Caused by Russia and Putin

All over America, an unprecedented number of 

marriages and loving relationships

are coming apart instantly and violently for no apparent reason.

But US Intelligence now says: There is a reason--Putin.

The CIA has positively identified the cause----

A terrifying nerve-agent made in Russia.

The culprit:

NoLuvichok

Russian-made Nerve-agent NoLuvichock has been detected as the causative factor in thousands of sudden breakups across America, US Intelligence Agencies insist. 

This deadly chemical is odorless, colorless and tasteless and cannot be detected without state-of-the-art laboratory testing.

But CIA labs have confirmed its use all over the United States in recent months, apparently dispersed by busy Russian agents intent on destroying American marriages and destabilizing loving relationships across the country.



                                 The Garlic has obtained this hidden-camera                                               photograph from the secret Russian chemical 
                   weapons laboratory where NoLuvichok was developed. 
                   To escape detection, the lab doubled as a fast-food spot--
                   "Vlad's Burgers" in Chelyabinsk, as evidenced via the hat                                 worn by the lab worker on the left.

                   Courageous CIA inspectors do the Hully-Gully in a rare moment of levity during their grim and dangerous work, as they examine a site of possible contamination----Usually a location where a once-loving            couple's quietude and bliss suddenly exploded into a vicious argument that led to a permanent, un-reconcilable breakup, 
for no explicable reason.

                  A severely contaminated Max and Doris Crashauser---                                    Married blissfully for 26 years without the slightest                                          disagreement or spat, they suddenly turned into hostile enemies 
                for life who have never even spoken to each other 
                    since contamination.

                     
               The Crashausers, in happier times, 
                     before contamination 
                     by the dreaded NoLuvichok, which actually 
                     altered their appearance, as well as 
                     destroying their love for each other.

                                     The Killer of Love.
Normal, healthy hormone/neuro-transmitters Oxytocin and Vasopressin, are destroyed by NoLuvichok, and instantly converted into vast amounts of raw Adrenalin, which floods the Thalamus Gland and triggers an instantly aggressive, and even hateful response.
                                           
                     Oxytocin--- Called "The Hormone Of Love"

                                            Effects of Oxytocin

Vasopressin--The "Empathy" hormone

Effect of Vasopressin

The effects of NoLuvichok are concentrated in the human Thalamus 

and Hypothalamus glands, where Oxytocin and Vasopressin 

do their essential function of bonding people together.

NoLuvichok instantly breaks-down the 2 hormones into

astronomical levels of hyper-concentrated Adrenalin.

                      Vast amounts of Adrenalin trigger 
                      the well-known and notorious 
                      "fight or flight" syndrome, 
                      which is known to be 
                      devastating to love relationships.

    

                    

                       The overwhelming effects of NoLuvichok 
                   can instantly turn this:

                                               Into this:

                        US Intelligence Agent [name redacted]:
               "We know for certain this chemical 
               is made only in Russia and nowhere else.
               NoLuvichok is normally applied to doorknobs,
               flower arrangements, Valentines Day 
               cards and gifts, chocolate hearts, 
               lingerie, edible underwear, 
               bondage paraphernalia, 
               or any item that might relate to 
               a romantic relationship. 
               Once contact is made 
               with the skin, the 'love-feelings' terminate, 
               and rage and conflict ensue. 
               It's as cruel and inhumane 
               as you can get."          

                          Laboratory Analysts
                          Susan Mendez and Troy Louganis at the CIA's
                          NoLuvichok Task Force Lab.
                       "This substance is so insidious, most people 
                       have no idea they've been contaminated ", 
                       says Mendez. "It's funny,
                       I used to be really attracted to Troy,
                       but now I think he's a jerk."
                       Adds Louganis: "Yeah, leave it up to Putin 
                       to want to kill love in America. 
                       And this stuff just might 
                       do the job for him, too."                 

   
                              Can America survive without love?                                  

                   Could this be our future, on a mass-scale?

                          Can America survive Putin's              attack on Love?

When asked by a foreign reporter whether the accusations 

of NoLuvichok attacks 

are founded in reality, Putin's response was:

"If you want to know who is attacking America's love and affection,

don't look in my direction." 

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