Sunday, April 29, 2018

DESTRUCTION Of Mass Numbers of Romantic Relationships In US Caused by Russia and Putin


All over America, an unprecedented number of 
marriages and loving relationships
are coming apart instantly and violently for no apparent reason.
But US Intelligence now says: There is a reason--Putin.



The CIA has positively identified the cause----
A terrifying nerve-agent made in Russia.

The culprit:
NoLuvichok



Russian-made Nerve-agent NoLuvichock has been detected as the causative factor in thousands of sudden breakups across America, US Intelligence Agencies insist. 

This deadly chemical is odorless, colorless and tasteless and cannot be detected without state-of-the-art laboratory testing.

But CIA labs have confirmed its use all over the United States in recent months, apparently dispersed by busy Russian agents intent on destroying American marriages and destabilizing loving relationships across the country.



                                 The Garlic has obtained this hidden-camera                                               photograph from the secret Russian chemical 
                   weapons laboratory where NoLuvichok was developed. 
                   To escape detection, the lab doubled as a fast-food spot--
                   "Vlad's Burgers" in Chelyabinsk, as evidenced via the hat                                 worn by the lab worker on the left.




                   Courageous CIA inspectors do the Hully-Gully in a rare moment of levity during their grim and dangerous work, as they examine a site of possible contamination----Usually a location where a once-loving            couple's quietude and bliss suddenly exploded into a vicious argument that led to a permanent, un-reconcilable breakup, 
for no explicable reason.


                  A severely contaminated Max and Doris Crashauser---                                    Married blissfully for 26 years without the slightest                                          disagreement or spat, they suddenly turned into hostile enemies 
                for life who have never even spoken to each other 
                    since contamination.
                     
               The Crashausers, in happier times, 
                     before contamination 
                     by the dreaded NoLuvichok, which actually 
                     altered their appearance, as well as 
                     destroying their love for each other.


                                     The Killer of Love.
Normal, healthy hormone/neuro-transmitters Oxytocin and Vasopressin, are destroyed by NoLuvichok, and instantly converted into vast amounts of raw Adrenalin, which floods the Thalamus Gland and triggers an instantly aggressive, and even hateful response.
                                           
                     Oxytocin--- Called "The Hormone Of Love"

                                            Effects of Oxytocin



Vasopressin--The "Empathy" hormone



Effect of Vasopressin



The effects of NoLuvichok are concentrated in the human Thalamus 
and Hypothalamus glands, where Oxytocin and Vasopressin 
do their essential function of bonding people together.
NoLuvichok instantly breaks-down the 2 hormones into
astronomical levels of hyper-concentrated Adrenalin.



                      Vast amounts of Adrenalin trigger 
                      the well-known and notorious 
                      "fight or flight" syndrome, 
                      which is known to be 
                      devastating to love relationships.
    
                    
                       The overwhelming effects of NoLuvichok 
                   can instantly turn this:


                                               Into this:



                        US Intelligence Agent [name redacted]:
               "We know for certain this chemical 
               is made only in Russia and nowhere else.
               NoLuvichok is normally applied to doorknobs,
               flower arrangements, Valentines Day 
               cards and gifts, chocolate hearts, 
               lingerie, edible underwear, 
               bondage paraphernalia, 
               or any item that might relate to 
               a romantic relationship. 
               Once contact is made 
               with the skin, the 'love-feelings' terminate, 
               and rage and conflict ensue. 
               It's as cruel and inhumane 
               as you can get."          


                          Laboratory Analysts
                          Susan Mendez and Troy Louganis at the CIA's
                          NoLuvichok Task Force Lab.
                       "This substance is so insidious, most people 
                       have no idea they've been contaminated ", 
                       says Mendez. "It's funny,
                       I used to be really attracted to Troy,
                       but now I think he's a jerk."
                       Adds Louganis: "Yeah, leave it up to Putin 
                       to want to kill love in America. 
                       And this stuff just might 
                       do the job for him, too."                 


   
                              Can America survive without love?                                  




                   Could this be our future, on a mass-scale?







                          Can America survive Putin's              attack on Love?




When asked by a foreign reporter whether the accusations 
of NoLuvichok attacks 
are founded in reality, Putin's response was:
"If you want to know who is attacking America's love and affection,
don't look in my direction." 












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